 1)
What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Answer: Hello, hello,
hello.
2)
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
Answer: A boo-loney sandwich.
3)
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
Answer: A dead end.
4)
What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
Answer: A wash-and-werewolf.
5)
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Answer: Fasten your sheet
belt.
6)
What is a witch with poison ivy called?
Answer: An itchy witchy.
7)
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
Answer: His ghoul friend.
8)
Where do vampires live?
Answer: In the Vampire
State Building.
9)
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
Answer: The whatwolves
and the whenwolves.
10)
What is a vampires favortie mode of transportation?
Answer: A blood vessel.
11)
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body
of his dog?
Answer: I don't know,
but it is great at chasing submarines.
12)
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
Answer: A blood hound.
13)
Why are black cats such good singers?
Answer: They're very mewsical.
14)
What's a cold, evil candle called?
Answer: The wicked wick
of the north.
15)
What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Answer: Hallowieners.
16)
Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
Answer: In noisery school.
17)
What does a goblin shop for?
Answer: Grosseries.
18)
How can you tell when windows are scared?
Answer: They get shudders.
19)
What do you call serious rocks?
Answer: Grave stones.
20)
Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
Answer: She had to give
a screech.
21)
What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
Answer: Lemon n' Slime.
22)
Why wasn't the vampire working?
Answer: He was on his
coffin break.
23)
How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
Answer: By scareplane.
24)
How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
Answer: By witchful thinking.
25)
What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Answer: Rice Creepies.
26)
Why did the witch's mail rattle?
Answer: It was a chain
letter.
27)
Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
Answer: It was a stake
sandwich.
28)
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: A trombone.
29)
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
Answer: She woke up too
early in the mourning.
30)
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
Answer: "Make a fright
turn at the corner."
31) What do birds give out on Halloween?
Answer: Tweets.
32)
What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Answer: Fangsgiving Day
dinner.
33)
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Answer: Twig or treat.
34
What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Answer: Ghostcards.
35)
Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Answer: She had bat breath.
36)
What is a witch's favorite subject?
Answer:Spelling.
37)
What do you get when you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin byits diameter?
Answer:Pumpkin
pi |
